The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Before I go on, I should point out this concept is not the sort of thing that will make me shun all other hotel brands – however in these times of monogrammed fucking bath robes – it at least shows they have some understanding of what their customers may find useful and could lead to the development of an overarching idea that can unite all these mini-elements and turn it into something with real differentiated brand value.

Jesus Christ that last sentence makes me sound like a Landor executive, a million apologies.

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Sorry, had to wash my mouth out with soap there.

OK, so if you’re anything like me, you like to wake up to music rather than BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP [which is why I never have actually used this glorious gadget of mayhem that I bought a while back] … however as many places still don’t have iPOD Alarm clocks, I end up having to rely on a local radio station instead.

The thing is, because I am often staying in countries where English is not the native language, I end up having to ‘guess’ what I’m tuning into which is why what Hilton has done is so sweet …

That explosion of water is supposed to be a metaphor for how the pressures of life disappear when you stay at one of their hotels.

Well even though I quite like Westin, I can honestly say any ‘calming effect’ they may or may not have goes straight out the window as soon as you find out how much money they’re trying to rip you off for a bottle of crappy water.

Of course the irony is that when I think of a brand that is synonymous with pressure build-up and liquid explosion climaxes, I think more of ‘Hilton’ than Westin – but hey, that’s what happens when you have a 2 [billion] penny, attention seeking tart in the family business.