The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

you fucking freaky freak. what the fuck were you thinking.

the post is above average and the hat is bordering on cool but the dancing? fuck me, you make a 5 year old ballet class look like they should be in flashdance. i know youre taking the piss (you are taking the piss arent you?) but think of our health. our eyes cant take shit like that.

on the bright side i think we should approach mark burnett with a new reality concept, “i think i cant dance but i dont mind humiliating myself, my family and my colleagues proving it”

no fucking wonder billy is leaving 🙂

Oh Robert, you are so delightfully ridiculous.

I haven’t seen the children so excited since Disney on ice and they are pestering me to find our when you will be coming over to give a live performance.

I know you are very busy so please take your time. No seriously, take as long as you want.

Love to you and Jill.

First you expand this blog to include your “singing”, then you introduce home made films and now you entrance us with your dancing.

Is there no end to your talents? I think the answer is a definitive yes.

You are my John Travolta.
Jemma x

This is almost as good as your ipod singing post. I guess this means your business conversations have now been all completed. 🙂

I don’t know why I bother writing any posts, no one gives a shit anyway – you just respond when I am humiliating myself to within an inch of my life. I suppose I’d do the same, hahaha.

And besides, I did say I’d do a dance if my beloved Forest got promoted …

http://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/in-the-big-scheme-of-things-i-dont-ask-for-that-much/

… so lets consider this my debt paid 🙂

I’m 38 … the only clubbing I do is seals.

[Incase Juanita reads this: THAT WAS A JOKE!]

Hi Paul … goodness you’ve braved the elements and come here again. How fortunate it’s just at the exact moment I am making a complete arse of myself, ha.

I take it by your comment you mean that if this was the company blog, our value would go up 50-fold. Hey mate, I hear you – but if that happened then your boss wouldn’t be able to afford to work with us and we all know how much he loves that – or at least talking to George 🙂

See you soon and don’t worry, the presentation will be 100% serious – this blog is just where I can let off steam so in corporate situations I can be all calm and rational, ha.

where were you when I needed you? that astaire guy was a fucking disaster and don’t get me started on gene “umbrella” kelly. fuck me, he was bad. even lionel blair has more talent than that bastard. and why did he always turn up with a fucking brolly? we were in hollywood for fucks sake- it never rains in hollywood, sam goldwyn did a deal with god about that. well thanks a fucking lot for making me realise my professional life was a fucking joke. we wont even be able to do some dirty dancing when youre dead because youre going to be going “down there” so thats another opportunity ive missed out on. just what kind of mean spirited shit are you campbell? and buy some fucking proper shoes your ankles will go if you carry on like that. love ginger

Camp David

rob – you’re not that old yet, for god’s sake. if charles frith can go dancing in the clubs of beijing until GMT kind of hours, then surely you can!

Now it makes sense why you dance like Freddie.

Dance with Hair turns your skin a different colour, alters your nose shape, and makes you buy theme parks?

You are so right Marcus – it would seem I’ve joined the modern moonies … save me, save me … oh hang on, it’s quite nice here … leave me alone to dance, leave me alone to dance 🙂