The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


You Know America Is In Financial Meltdown …
August 20, 2008, 8:42 am
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… when even their oldest Chemist chain take the piss out of fuel prices in their ads …

13/08/2008 by you.

[Hope you understand this post John 🙂 ]


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ha, that’s great copy.

Comment by Age

Atypical for America.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Maybe Walgreen’s should extend their network to gas stations and offer prozac for fuel prices.

Comment by Jonathan Rosenberg

Careful Jonathan, George doesn’t like it when people he knows come on here.

Oh and nice comment – you’re singlehandidly breaking down the prejudice towards geeks 🙂

Comment by Rob

n-genius

Comment by John

do I have to be nice to Johnathan?

Comment by Marcus

It would be awfully nice if you could be please Marcus.

[That comment brought to you on behalf of everyone at Cynic. And George’s blood pressure, ha!]

Comment by Robert

was he nice to Andy?

Comment by Marcus

But we can still pick on bazza and tatboy?

Comment by John

He was … but quite a few others weren’t 🙂

As for Bazza … well he’s a sort-of client now, but feel free to rip the piss out of Billy, he’s leaving us soon so there’s no financial reason to continue being nice to him 🙂

[We might start legal proceedings against you Dodds as you must be the cause to his impending departure. Mind you, we won’t get much even if we win … now is that because Dodds is poor or Billy isn’t worth much 🙂 ]

Comment by Robert

then I shall cherish Johnathan.

Comment by Marcus

That sounds even more like a threat 🙂

Comment by Robert

honestly, anyone who has any kind of technology skills AND can still be nice to Andy deserve respect, love and a comfy armchair.

Comment by Marcus

Or a visit to a hospital that provides jackets without sleeves 🙂

Comment by Robert

can he fix my computer?

Comment by John

the commodore 64 playing up again John?

Comment by Marcus

Who? Jonathan? Oh yes, I think he is capable of that … though he might find it easier to simply buy you a an entire computer company.

But as I can already sense George twitching about this line of commentary, I think we should change the subject and get back to asking John Dodds whether HE IS A MEMBER OF i-GENIUS???

Comment by Rob

John has a commodore 64 (which is busted) – i-Genius? go figure.

Comment by Marcus

To be fair, the technology of that era finds it hard to process all that porn.

Comment by Rob

He sounds like a very nice man.

As for your ridiculous slur – have you ever considerded me to be one of those people ” who want to make a difference. People who are interested in helping others and the wider environment.” ? Well then, question answered.

And Marcus, it’s worse than that, my soldering iron is broken.

Comment by John

true, the cassettes were a problem (you could only get one breast on one side of the tape).

Comment by Marcus

Yes I have considered that John. 🙂

Comment by Rob

Punch cards were worse.

Comment by John

Did you use the holes for entertainment while waiting for ‘content download’?

Comment by Rob

The copywriter did a good job while the art director was on holiday…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

whoa! back the fuck up.. billy’s leaving? where are you off to my tattooed buddy? and will you still come here and visit once you’re gone? and now who’s gonna be andy’s whipping boy? [or is that the reason you’re leaving…eep]

Comment by lauren

Nice to see at least one fucker is on their knees crying a pool of tears about my news. I could of guessed it would be my tat partner in crime.

I’ll still be around, you think I’m going to miss my chance to open my mouth without them being able to threaten payrise consequences? 🙂

They have my silence for 3 more months then its every man for themselves but it could have been a whole lot longer if they’d ordered Jemma to stop being fucking professional and submit to her carnal desires for me.

Yeah this isn’t about the boys or the company because they rock, it’s because I need to teach Jemma a lesson about love and being such a gracious guy I’m willing to sacrifice my work happiness to teach her a valuable life lesson. If I don’t get made a saint because of this or I’m going to be pissed.

Comment by Billy Whizz

It is a pain I cannot describe but I know this is for my own good and I love you all the more for doing it. Let these final months together be filled with g rated pleasure.
Jemmax

Comment by Jemma King

G rated pleasure? That’s a fucking oxymoron.

Comment by Billy Whizz

She’s just not that into you Billy.

Comment by John

Commenting on this blog just got a whole lot like “Neighbours”. I can’t wait to see where this tale of heartache ends up!

Comment by Age

dont take it personally billy, fucking with the mind is all part of the female biological make up.

they start off nice and pretty, giggling at our shit jokes and fucked up viewpoints then in the blink of an eye turn into some alien beast that insists you pay them a fucking fortune every month just so they can continue hating your fucking guts

dont take it personally jem, im just trying to boost the kids shattered, bruised and torn confidence you know i think chicks are the best. well the hot ones 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

and ignore dodds advice, what he knows about women can be written on the back of a cease & desist application 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

Billy is leaving?
Good luck!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

He’s not going for 3 months so we’ll see what we can do to involve you all in his leaving gift 🙂

Comment by Rob

Jesus I’ve just seen all the posts about this, what a busy lot you all were last night/morning 🙂

Comment by Rob




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