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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
August 19, 2008, 7:30 am
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What determines you’re on your way to being a millionaire?

How much cash must you have before you can say that?

600 grand? 700 grand? What about 800 grand?

Personally I reckon someone who has saved $10 could claim they’re on their way to untold riches which is why I could never see myself going to something like this [though I am tempted for the laugh] … however there’s a bigger reason why I won’t be attending … the stupid bastard hasn’t said where the venue is or how to get hold of the tickets.

Bit of a problem that.

If you want people to do something, at least have the decency to tell them how to do it.

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There is NO WAY a poster can go from conception all the way through all those people in the chain to get to wherever that was without anyone realising there’s no deets on it… please, tell me this world isn’t filled with such retarded people!!!

Comment by Age

if some fucks can spend billions designing a satelite phone that didnt work in a fucking building in the middle of major cities (hello moto) some fuck with shit grammar can forget to put the venue on their crappy money making poster.

and its august, if the fuck isnt close to making their millions by now theyre screwed. unless their secret is linked to some weird christmas card pyramid scheme

Comment by andy@cynic

Shit I forgot all about Iridium. Nice retail stores if I remember. What a dumb idea.

Now then on this subject I’ll have you know that I consider myself richer than most people I know. They count in cash I count other stuff.

Comment by Charles Frith

Illegitimate children?

Comment by Rob

Bit of a Dodds post this isn’t it?

Comment by Marcus

You mean boring Marcus? 🙂

Comment by Rob

Dodds is not boring.

Comment by Marcus

how do we know you did not manipulate that photo just to mock people who support the free market principles and the american dream, that make the USA the best damn place ever!!?? liberals make me sick…just like rappers and that clooney guy..

Comment by bill o'reilly

Hello Mr O’Reilly,

believe me, Campbell doesn’t have the necessary skills to manipulate photos.


Comment by Marcus

If it was in impact you could be suspicious but as (1) it isn’t (2) the people who COULD do photo trickery are either at work or asleep and (3) I don’t work for the FOX News (hahaha) organisation, you will just have to accept it’s a genuine piece of twatdom. Sorry.

And Marcus … your defence of Mr Dodds honour is touching. Scary, but touching 🙂

Comment by Rob

“If you want people to do something, at least have the decency to tell them how to do it”

You mean like most arty advertising does?

Comment by John

cue Boucher…

Comment by Marcus

Define “arty”!

Comment by Rob

what about your schweppes balloon art campbell?

Comment by andy@cynic

yes, that WAS very Coldplay wasn’t it Andy?

Comment by Marcus

You mean my Gold Lion winning Schweppes balloon art Andy?

Seriously, you are an argumentative little bastard – why don’t you take Dodds on rather than be a feisty little fuck towards me. And to think I used to believe Scamp was the most capable person of starting an argument in an empty house 🙂

And for what it’s worth Mr Dodds, I think you know that we’re in agreement regarding a lot of ‘arty’ advertising …

But not Schweppes 🙂

Comment by Rob

Yes yes … the Schweppes ad was the ‘adult orientated rock’ of advertising, but at least it wasn’t The Smiths.

Comment by Rob

you know how to make me happy campbell. now do some fucking work and stop fucking blogging, today is not a day to fuck about

good call marcus, you are my tonto

Comment by andy@cynic

Well stop bloody insulting me and do something useful like TURN UP ON TIME.

Geooooooooooooorge … Andy is late again! 🙂

Comment by Rob

every time I snap my fingers a shite ad get’s made, let’s make it better

Comment by bono

stop snapping your fucking fingers then spud muncher

boom fucking tish

and im on my fucking way you petty snitching little fuck

Comment by andy@cynic

touching stuff this, isn’t it?

Comment by Marcus

They bicker like bitchy sisters but they make good ads…

And Campbell and Boucher are a lot like the Saatchis too.

(joke several times over… the Saatchis clearly dont make many good ads anymore, nor have they since about 1989)

Comment by Rob Mortimer

You should buy a lottery ticket Rob Mortimer.
Jemma x

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Comment by Rob Mortimer

rob m..’cos your days are numbered?

hi jemma – lovely to see you back here.

Comment by lauren

perhaps they are more like me and my brother??

Comment by liam

Is that for dissing the Saatchis?
Or for comparing Rob and Andy to them?

At least Boucher didnt help elect that witch Thatcher into power.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

you slightly fucked that up didnt you jemma? dont buy a lottery ticket mortimer buy some heather off a passing thieving gypsy bastard. did i say thieving gypsy bastard? i meant to say one earth travelling friends

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