The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

oh yes campbell, of fucking yes. to be fair sjp is an easy target but with bullshit coming out of her mouth like that, she deserves a good metaphorical kicking and you have delivered like the bastard you really are.
im proud of you and almost look forward to whatever shit you have written for your last day. make it a good one, youre going to be stuck in a room with me for a long time and you dont want our only topic of conversation to be what a fucking drip you are

I’ll pass on the SJP idiocy but your comment regarding how people view advertising based on how the industry presents itself in the public domain is sadly true.

Even things like “The funniest advertisements” television programmes are damaging because it promotes us as simply creating mindless humour that people laugh at rather than get interested by.

I know most people don’t care about what goes on and the industry tends to talk to itself but could it mean that advertising is more attractive to individuals who want to be self indulgent than actually create ideas that sell things for our clients?

Hey Pete – that’s an interesting point regarding the “World’ Best Advertisments” shows … I can see why they were created [on top of being cheap and attracting the mindless Big Brother crowd 🙂 ] but I hadn’t thought of the possible ramifications both interms of how people view adland and who it attracts.

Nice … let me have a think, ha!

and confirming that i’m not in fact sarah jessica parker. some people confuse us.

lol @ Mariah!

I’d love to cut off SJP’s hands and use those velociraptor claws on them to finish her off.

:/

RC…you had me at tits and coke

I’d give Kim Cattral one though (when she was in Porkies, a bit old now).

No you don’t. I work with one or two scousers, need to be careful what I say

Careful?

Because you’re worried they might hate you or that they may think you want to jump them?

Jesus, these are women we’re talking about isn’t it?

Good morning, 3J, how are you today?

Did you see the first post re: sheds? For some reason I feel you may find it interesting.

Billy Zane? NP, you aren’t swarthy enough… 😉

I’ve just worked out I’ve never seen NP and Andy in the same room together – and that’s because they’re the same fucking person!!!

In all seriousness, it seems NP is being the World’s greatest corporate toady because he’s allowed his brain to be infiltrated with TBWA’s “Disruption” – however like the SIA ads, it all seems to have gone a bit wrong!

me to john

Hello Niko,

I have a very beautiful basil.

Some would say that women like SJP  because they dont want to be identified as either overtly promiscuous, frigid or subservient and so go for the classic branding compromise. Some would say that, but not me of course.

my thyme, however, is plagued by nagging white fly.

The paradox of choice?

Oi Campbell. Don’t tell anyone but Disruption is not my flavour of the month. You wouldn’t believe the sneaky post rationalisation I put on stuff to get it through.

And I am swarthy enough. I’m even getting grey chest hairs. Ask Kelly Brook.

You do know Keith Smith reads this blog don’t you NP? Time to get your CV out again 🙂

And 3J, don’t you mean ‘your memory’?

no, no. I meant rosemary Mr. Campbell.

My vitello tonato is missing capers.

Love knows where your rosemary grows?

That’s real Pseuds’ Corner ammo. Add to the list of over-inflated celebs the other exaggerations that infest our press, such as using “tragedy” for a footie team’s defeat and “hero” for anyone who sponsors a wet fart on a Wednesday for charity.

What’s happening? This blog is almost becoming as much fun as when Robert was on his honeymoon.
Fuck rosemary my mum always says Basil gave her much more satisfaction. Is it a coincidence the family next door neighbor had the same name? Boom crash.

You’re only saying that because JWT is TBWA but with shitter PR 🙂

Stop trying to get this blog back on track my tattoo’d friend

She swears Basil with a creamy sauce is the best thing that’s ever been in her mouth but when I had it I had to spit it out because it was to salty

billy, you ungrateful swine, i did that just for you – so that you can turn up and be the stand-out funster guy that everyone wants to be friends with.

i couldnt of said it better myself, billy is an ungrateful swine. oh yes i can, billy is fucking lucky he gets paid at all but his agency slagoff and childish “finbar saunders (and his double entenders)” routine with marcus jr 3 were mildly entertaining so ill only smack him a few times around the head when im back