The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

oh.my.god. that just makes me wanna go and fuck the next guy i see with an LG phone.

i dont need an lg piece of shit for lauren to want me so fuck you pete and your beige sexual magnetism 🙂

honesty is the best fucking policy pete

wheres campbell? its no fun insulting the fucker if hes not here to humiliate himself. come on, come and take it like a man you fucking big girl

Bugger. I can’t see it using proxy servers here!

communism has its benefits chaz, its fucking shit

andy, stop it. i’d like to believe that the male population over here are not as fucked-up as they appear to be. otherwise i’m going to be single for all eternity.

four words: he’s from new zealand.

no world famous fucker comes from oz, at least no one with any modicum of fucking cred or breath still in their fucking lungs so youre even more screwed than you first thought lauren unless you fancy your chances on reforming shane warne

even fucking age is an iti

no wonder all the aussie chicks leave the place looking for a “foreign bloke” but it could be so they have a place to stay when they go backpacking.

are you listening campbell? 🙂

and back again when he chucks a phone tanty 🙂

funnily enough, russ and i are almost related, kinda (long story). and he’s a major souths supporter, so i have to cut him some slack. it’s the rules. but if he represents a typical aussie male, we’re all doomed.

Careful Northern [NP] – your agency network flogged that Scarlet TV bollocks to the ‘desperate-for-fame’ Koreans 🙂

Seriously, how can BBH fail when the base for LG ads is so low that you can hear the scraping on the bottom of the barrel.

And we’re not all doomed Lauren, it’s just Australian women 🙂

[PS: Come on, let us in on the family connection – though if I were you, I’d of kept it deadly quiet, it’s like admitting your Dad once was caught shagging a sheep. Or owning a Skoda!]

Oh ye of no visionary qualities! This is multi layered, multi purpose, advertising of the future..think about it:

they can sell it to the right wing nuts in USA as an ad for how to explore carnal feeling without having sex;

they can sell it to the anti smoing lobby, telling the kids they won’t get laid;

the smoke detector sales could be boosted

it’s a story line in at least a dozen porn movies

They have figured out how to recycle advertising crap. Did you know they also invented the internet as well?

I am telling you guys..it’s so far ahead of it’s time in two years we will all bow down to the greatness that is this ad !! Who did this ad, so I can send my resume and beg to work for free just so I can tell my unborn one how I took part in saving the planet.

Or move to Korea 🙂

And yes that is the name of their new hatchback model.

it would be more fucking embarrassing being seen coming out of campbells bedroom than a sheep or a skoda or a sheep in a fucking skoda.

jill deserves the victoria cross for selflessly saving many a womans soul and dignity.

im bored shitless