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Another Check On Whether I’m Mad …
January 23, 2008, 7:21 am
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03/01/2008

Following on from my post about the charity SANE, does anyone else think a Black Tea Latte just sounds weird?

Yes … yes … I know black tea is a ‘variant’ but I can’t help thinking Starbucks are either embarking on one of their mental-concoction-experiments or just doing their usual naming-bollocks! 


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It’s not black, it doesn’t look like tea and it can’t be a latte. Seems to capture the essence of the product uniquely.

Comment by John

Didn’t you come to the conclusion that if you thought you were mad you weren’t and vice versa. Why aren’t you quitting while you’re ahead? 🙂

Comment by Pete

Does anyone really give a shit?

Comment by Billy Whizz

Yeah. Quit while you’re ahead Campbell. It’d be mad not too 😉

Comment by Charles Frith

I’m mad me. I am!

Comment by Charles Frith

Careful Charles, people who say that sort of thing tend to be the complete opposite – abit like those weekend warriors who tell all and sundry “they’re fookin crazeeeee” then go back to work on Monday as a junior clerk in an accountancy firm 🙂

Comment by Robert

I have no recollection of that last comment. Strange….

Comment by Charles Frith

Absolutely Mental. Black tea latte!? Come on….

As a coffee lover, I feel offended.

And I’m surprised we don’t have streets riots over this, given the number of religiously tea-drinking Englishmen who’ve evidently seen this…Rob, Charles, John…

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Maybe it’s because I’m half Italian, but my life has always been about coffee, hence I couldn’t really give a shit 🙂

Comment by Rob

“as a coffee lover, I feel offended”…. that’s the maddest fucking thing anyone has EVER said on this blog (except for maybe Lee and his corporate responsibility nonsense concerning the safety standards of his competitors).

Morning!

Comment by Marcus

Having weighed up the options – I definitely think Fred wins the ‘maddest comment ever’ and it has nothing to do with the fact he no longer works for me whereas Lee keeps me in Frozen mini pizzas.

Comment by Robert

Do not mess with fucking tea. This is not funny. Feeling more than a little annoyed

Comment by northern

But are you as annoyed as your boss was when you went to the wrong hotel, NP?

[And what’s all this ‘NORTHERN’ business?]

Comment by Robert

Come on NP, that “northern” stuff is just plain silly. NP is way cooler.

Comment by Marcus

NP is about as cool as The Smiths, but it’s still better than NORTHERN. 🙂

Comment by Rob

To produce the maddest comment ever on this blog would be quite an achievement; something that would make me bizarrely proud, but I’m afraid my comment only goes to prove that I am the only true coffee lover in this weird and wonderful place.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

You are not a coffee lover Freddie – you are a coffee guzzler.

It’s not like you’re an afficiando [fuck knows how you spell that] you couldn’t give a damn what it is as long as it’s hot, strong and black.

Comment by Rob

Oi Fred. I love proper coffee too. In fact, I think it’s high time I did some coffee stuff, Starbucks and co are beginning to vex me a bit.
And I’ve posted about tea.
And I don’t care, Northern it is.

Comment by northern

Macus was good too……

Comment by northern

Hot, strong and black will do the trick on any given day, but I just want to make it crystal clear that we’re talking about coffee only, not African men.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Interesting you say that Fred – because as we all know, you can have hot, strong, black women.

Me thinks you protesteth too much. But then who can blame you when this is in the blogosphere …

http://doesfredlookgaytoday.wordpress.com

Comment by Rob

Does anyone actually give a shit about tea? Tea is a thing you drink when you are ill. Peppermint is you have a cold. Black tea only if you are really mentally sick.
Though it definitely is not the naming bollocks standard they have at Starbucks. Yesterday I had a Toffee Nut Semi Fat Latte. It not only sounds pretty gay but tastes like that as well. Thank you.

Comment by Seb

That site had already put me on the back foot Rob.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

I’m sure NP will have an answer for you Seb.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

is that a euphemism Fred?

Comment by John

Why on earth would anyone buy a Toffee Nut Semi Fat Latte?

Seriously Seb, you and Fred should get a room! 🙂

Comment by Rob

Oh Seb, I don’t even know where to start. I’ll just state that it’s the things we take for granted that make up the fabric of our lives. The more we appreciated them, the better.
Like the average time it takes someone in the UK to choose a new bed is two and a half minutes – but we spend a third of our lives there and moan about being tired.

Comment by northern

You take 2 and a half minutes before you’re moaning in bed. Is that right NP???

Comment by Rob

I took it because I like Toffee. And Nuts. Don’t make me say why it was semi-fat. You and me know the answer (Charles as well, that Spandexlike cotton tee he wore when I met him wasn’t hiding the truth). It was my first and last one. I am now in to mocca.

Comment by Seb

That doesn’t make it better, right?

Comment by Seb

Not really Seb … but I let you off because you wrote a top comment about Mr Frith, hahaha!

Comment by Rob

How is it that this blog goes from brilliant ideas to random weirdness so quickly…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Where the hell was the brilliant idea in this post Mr M? Come to think of it, where the hell is a brilliant idea in this whole blog!

Comment by Rob

There were rumours of a sighting – but it’s not yet confirmed.

Comment by John

Furthermore isn’t that why we are all here? To ruin Rob’s ambitions to write interesting stuff by boldly sabotaging it with our childish weirdness…

Comment by Seb

Well you are all succeeding in your goal then Seb, ha!

Comment by Rob

I read about it in the National Enquirer…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

The Family Guy episode with the vomiting contest comes to mind! Black tea latte? It’s a bit like tea prostitution now 🙁

Comment by deea

well my last comment came out all wrong

Comment by Andrea

But yet so right

Comment by northern

If you think that’s bad Deea, you’d better not come and live in Asia because Black Tea Latte is probably the nicest of the fucking mental concoctions that go on here.

Monkey Brain Mushroom? Pig Organ Soup? Frog Gland Dessert?

I rest my stomach-churning case 🙂

Comment by Rob

Oh … and a big hello to both Deea and Andrea. Not that you’re likely to, but please come again – as I said to Moxy earlier, we desperately need the influence of women on this blog.

Comment by Rob

Eh, sorry about the mix up, my brain has been working at hyperspeed lately, I end up mixing too many languages when I speak

I’m a fan of green tea myself, I’ve tried a green tea flavoured latte and I felt like my stomach was on fire for the next couple of hours. Black tea on the other hand…

I wouldn’t mind trying any of those weird asian concoctions, after green tea and coffee I think ostriches would be jealous of what I can bear. Liver and onion ice cream?

Comment by Andrea

Liver and onion ice cream? You belong on this blog Andrea 🙂

Comment by Pete

Still, ice cold horlicks is one fantastic asian invention.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

I remember when Frapaccino was first brought to the UK by NESCAFE.

At the time I thought it was the most stupid idea ever – now it’s heaven in the mouth.

Comment by Rob

Is that an euphemism? Why not ‘party in your stomach’ or something 🙁

Comment by Andrea

Could Andrea be Andy in disguise?

Comment by Trusted Advisor Department

That would be one hell of a disguise T.A.D.

Comment by Rob

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