The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

I don’t really know what to say about your posts today except your choice of photo for the Dutch vibrator thing was inspired.

fuck the uk, its time to open an office in the sex, drug and vibrator capital of the world and theres no fucking way im going to let campbell go and run it, its my turn to live the dream.

q: whats better than roses on a piano?
a: tulips on my organ

tulips. holland. its a good enough link for me so fuck off if you dont like it. 🙂

Lazy post. Good gag Boucher. Good morning Bejing.

Good Morning all.

i’m glad you qualified the ‘Swap Your Vibrator Day’ title with a bit of an explanation, ‘cos i imagined it as a swap meet, with loads of women trading used vibrators amongst themselves. ew.

i think i should stand up for campbell here because the fucker is away and did write a shit load of posts in advance.
of course theyre all shit and lazy and nobody actually gives a fuck, but he tried and thats more than he normally does.
as for swapping shared vibros, maybe lauren has hit on something. could there be an environmental edge marcus and i could applaud before throwing bleach at them?

You know it’s not just the North you cheeky little scamp.

But a vibrator may have helped.

to be honest np the issue was how much it would cost to keep your vibro in batteries as we know youd be using it more than some 90 year old nun thats just left the monastary and has the uber horn.

Think clockwork Andy – windup sex-aids for the ecologically concerned – just think of the fun a creative director could have with that insight.

Solar powered sex aids anyone?

Sicko.

Thanks Andy. It’s funny, I really do feel that I’m making a positive impact on the climate. Costs me a fucking fortune mind but I’m buying quality carbon neutral certificates and investing in solar powered cocaine production in Peru (which means that the Advertising Industry benefits as well).

It’s the small things people! Every little helps.

Andy would have to paint the insides of his underpants then. Apparently.

We don’t want to start an ice age now…

rob, may this fabulously typical comment thread be a lesson to you. either don’t post in advance ‘cos we all end up rather ‘lord of the flies’-ish, or have george as gatekeeper from the get-go to keep us all in line 🙂

They’re just asking for trouble!

Or we could repay their trust by having a serious discussion about agency structures, media-neutral marketing and the role of the creative.

we could john but why the fuck would we want to do that?

Roger Captain Boucher.

I’ve never called you Mr. Shit. I’ve called you a cock, but never Mr. Shit.

Come over to my place – there’s a riot going on.

Andy trying to make people feel guilty or just plain uncomfortable. After all our troubles of the past few weeks, it’s nice to see him ‘coming back’. 🙂