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So I was just over on the madvertising blog and came across a post detailing one of the most mentally brilliant ‘toys’ I’ve ever seen.
Yes, it’s even better than R2D2 [which still hasn’t arrived despite having had our money for months on end and being promised delivery WEEKS ago] … and waaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of any mobile phone, games system, laser keyboard or robot dog I’ve somehow ended up owning!
So what am I talking about then eh?
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to the PUCHI PUCHI …
This innocent looking little handheld device makes a bubblewrap popping sound everytime you press one of the buttons however – and here is the brilliant bit – every 100 squeezes, instead of a “pop” it emits either the sound of a fart or a woman moaning in ecstasy.
Only in Japan eh?
Of course it’s purely coincidental that I am going to be popping over to Tokyo soon [no pun intended] but while I’m there, I think it is pretty safe to say I’ll be buying the odd one or hundred, haha!
PUCHI PUCHI … suitable for all ages as long as you’re a weird or sad bastard!
[Thanks to Madvertising for bringing this to my attention even though I’ve repaid them by borrowing all their hard work pretty much word-for-word. I am the Julian Lloyd Webber of the Blogsphere]
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Put me down for a couple Robert, it’s the kind of stupidity Alex will love.
Comment by Pete November 21, 2007 @ 8:15 amI want one that just farts or climaxes randomly. I could invent a whole office game around it. Whip meetings into a frenzy. Basically my life isn’t complete until I’ve pressed the special button that makes a woman groan 🙂
Comment by Charles Frith November 21, 2007 @ 4:05 pmCharles … it was tops to finally talk to you and I can’t wait to see you very, very soon.
[I might even have one of the pop/fart/moan toys for you by then 🙂 ]
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 5:03 pmRumour has it that Charles only has to open his mouth and women groan.
Comment by John November 21, 2007 @ 5:14 pmThat’s what happens to me too – but only in the negative sense of ‘groaning’
Comment by NP November 21, 2007 @ 5:27 pmWhich leads to the crappy joke …
“How do you make a hormone?”
ANSWER A: Wipe your penis on her curtains.
ANSWER B: Let Charles walk up to her in his pimp gear.
Not very funny … and I’ve probably insulted my Mum. Waste of time that comment really!
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 5:42 pmFunny. He’s German. Met him in London. Nice chap.
Comment by Seb November 21, 2007 @ 6:18 pmWhose German? And you would say that wouldn’t you Seb … ha!
Now how are you – you’ve been very quiet – all OK?
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 6:19 pmAre you suggesting Germans have an odd sense of humour?
Comment by NP November 21, 2007 @ 6:25 pmSteady NP.
Comment by The Kaiser November 21, 2007 @ 6:28 pmErrrrrm, I’m confused … where were we?
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 6:31 pmOh god, I fucking want one of these.
Love the hormone joke Rob. Option (a) at least.
Comment by Angus November 21, 2007 @ 7:03 pmRefuse to pay is the traditional answer.
Comment by John November 21, 2007 @ 7:12 pmDo you want one Angus? I’m taking orders as I’m off to the land of the Rising Sun very soon.
And John, don’t take this the wrong way – but what the fuck are you talking about?
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 7:13 pmIt’s the traditonal answer to the question of making a hormone – and far more suitable for public consumption than the multiple meanings of your option a. Your mother is owed an apology!
Comment by John November 21, 2007 @ 7:19 pmSorry Mum. Grandad John showed me the light 🙂
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 7:24 pmthe madvertising guy is german.
Comment by Seb November 21, 2007 @ 7:59 pmyeah, I was quiet but only because of work and because of moving my blog and making it somehow all work. don’t have that much of time right now because tomorrow I meet my mentor to go through me and Nina’s portfolio.
You don’t sound too happy Seb, hope I’m wrong and hope you have a top day tomorrow. Come back soon, life’s quieter without you.
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 8:07 pm…life in the fast lane Seb.
Comment by Charles Stab November 21, 2007 @ 8:07 pmI need my eye’s checked. I was reading these comments and wandering why Rob is masquerading as ‘Rob November’. I thought it was an impenetrable in joke. Silly NP.
Comment by NP November 21, 2007 @ 8:18 pmNP, this has been bugging me too. You are not alone!
Comment by The Kaiser November 21, 2007 @ 8:28 pmI did the same just a few days ago and I’m already a four eyed fool. Got to go back to being a husband. Byeeeeeeee
Comment by Rob November 21, 2007 @ 8:35 pmMe too!!
Comment by Rob Mortimer November 21, 2007 @ 8:43 pmNo, everything is okay though okay implies things could be better. But it cheered me up to call Colman “pointless Paul” today. It’s just that no matter how things will develop it would be sad. Every possible way has a negative side. Shite.
Comment by Seb November 21, 2007 @ 10:24 pm