The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Mr Campbell you are back. I am very happy to see you are well and settled with Jill who looks and sounds like a very lovely person. And as for your career, well I’m pleased to see you have come on since the suicidal inducing jingle days of ‘cold seal windows are the best 22 11 55, put cold seal windows to the test 22 11 55’ an early achievement(?) in Rob’s working days. And I’m not that sad remembering it, hard not to as it played in every sodding commercial break on every local radio station for about 3 years. It is justice that cold seal windows have since gone bust, perhaps because their advertising ace buggered off to Australia.

I assure you you were never nasty to me so any deeply embarrasing or sensitive stories I might have stored in my distant memory will stay that way. A bit of teasing about your very sad 90’s dress sense and early career are excempt though. Anyway it sounds from your last post that your antics have got far worse with age! And my decision to not reveal my identity was really only a bit of fun so it would be nice to hear who you think I am.

I find it very amusing that my appearance on this blog caused so many of your friends to have mass hysteria I think they need to get out more.

I checked out your photos! Nick the greek has sold up by the way, I called in for fish and chips on bonfire night and was sad to find new faces behind the counter but I haven’t been in for years. I did notice that kebab cob special was on the menu still though. As for Forest, well what a load of bloody waste of time they are these days. If you have guessed me correctly you might remember I am from a family of County supporters anyway, not that I can say much on that topic! Oh and I’m cooking roast beef with all the trimmings later, home is better than pub any day.

Take care you x

the talk of every cynic member is back and still she continues to be nice about the bastard.
maybe rob was a nice guy once, maybe he didnt piss people off or argue at every opportunity. maybe his biggest act of aggression was just his fucking bad taste in shirts. maybe i met him at the wrong time. bollocks.

now screw all that, i just read your post about the woman and her porno pics and its fucking brilliant. somehow id managed to forget all about that incident and its the most hysterical thing ive ever heard. still think youre a pussy for not managing to copy the files over, but its a great story and if you can encourage more events like that, i might just keep coming to this blog because theres no other fucking reason to 🙂

Do you know the a similar thing that happened to that poor girl in China, happened to a very senior creative in Y&R? Seek and you will find.

admit it, thats you isnt it mrs c. its alright, we love your son really and we know he has the odd good gene in him (obviously from you) because he spends more time helping every other fucker than he does making sure his company remains interessting and profitable. if it wasnt for me he d have no money for any of his pointless and expensive gadget shit. 🙂

and who the fuck is “gossip queen”?

its almost as if this blog is becoming popular.
what the fuck? has no one got any taste? are you all that fucking bored at work and home?

dont come here, its shit unless youre here for me and if thats the case you should hire cynic because for the right money you can have me in the flesh and if youre a hot chick, you can have me full fucking stop.

now who is this creative and how can i get the photos for blackmail? its sunday, i cant take all this fucking weird shit, see you tomorrow.

he he Andy 🙂 Have you noticed how the ‘smallest’ Russian Rob Doll is the naked one?

…I’m not implying anything by this or even by asking who drew the header to this page…

…(charles sniggers and does a little dance as he walks away)….

Can I please remind everyone it is Sunday so they should be doing something far more interesting than spending any time on this blog. And Charles, you should be ashamed if you are in the middle of ‘entertaining’ a lovely young lady 🙂
Now I am going to be a good dad and take the family for breakfast and pretend I never popped on here in the first place.
Andy, don’t forget 7am tomorrow, no excuses 🙂

This blog is becoming like some dire romcom (Hopeless in Singapore) on Sunday night telly.

P.S. Unless things have changed since Thursday Charles, I’m assuming this is a silent movie.

and planner as smartie? That is the best double entendre ever andy 😉

Jesus you’re right John, this blog has developed into a sad Sunday night Channel 5 comedy.

The biggest difference is more people are here on a Sunday than watching Channel 5’s rubbish!