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Hairless-bum-owner Charles [don’t ask … trust me, don’t ask] gave me some news today that I’m still not sure is a good thing or not.
Basically if you go to google … the search engine of search engines … and type in OPINIONATED SOD, I am the first person who comes up.
Think about it, amongst the billions of webpages out there – covering every topic from the past and present – some bald, angry, 4-eyed Nottingham git comes up as number one where being an argumentative shit is concerned.
Thanks, that means alot … I’m sure my parents are very proud. [Actually my Dad probably would be but the juries still out on what my Mum will say!]
Now I’d better let you go as I know you want to see if we’re talking shite, ha!
My #1 Fans. Allegedly!
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Right – I am going to ask – because it’s been a topic that’s been on my lips for some time now.
Tell me about Charles’ hairless arse.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 6:15 pmConsidering the internet is one big web of opinionated sods, thats a remarkable feat.
Shave down there do you Charles?
Comment by Rob Mortimer October 30, 2007 @ 6:22 pmYes Mr M … it is quite a feat, so big I’ve just updated my resume with that fact. Should I ever be in the market for a new job, I am confident that will stand me in good stead. Ahem.
And Tom … trust me, I have nooooooooooooooooo intimate knowledge of Charles baby-smooth bum, I am basing my comments on a post he wrote yesterday …
http://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2007/10/29/sorry-seems-to-be-the-hardest-word/#comment-24210
[It’s the penultimate comment]
Comment by Rob October 30, 2007 @ 6:28 pmI however am only no 3 when it comes to googling marketing deviant so your previous character assassination was unmerited!
Who’s going to be the first to google hairless arse? Here’s a hint – it won’t be me!
Comment by John October 30, 2007 @ 6:29 pmNor hairy ones for that matter.
Comment by John October 30, 2007 @ 6:29 pmMe thinks he protesteth too much …
Comment by Rob October 30, 2007 @ 6:37 pmcharles’ hairless arse has been on your lips for a while now, tom?
Comment by lauren October 30, 2007 @ 6:50 pmBut what I want to know is – is it just his cheeks that are hairless, or his actual CRACK ? Or his poo – knot, if we’re getting technical. I am aware ‘WE’RE’ not getting anything and that it’s ME that is running in this direction. I am also aware that I could just send him an e.mail but it’s much more fun on your blog and if I persist we might get you at the top of a few more search lists too.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 6:51 pmWhats the crack Rob?
Comment by Rob Mortimer October 30, 2007 @ 7:02 pmYou’ve got a lot of cheek, now back up and put all this behind you.
Fuck me.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 7:03 pmNot like that.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 7:04 pmNo, I meant…
OK. I did ask for it.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 7:04 pmI’ll be on top of the search engines for MARMITE MOTORWAY and CHOCCY BOTTY JOCKEY in no time. Thanks, but at least it’s not as damaging to my reputation as the Emah video has been to John, ha!
Comment by Rob October 30, 2007 @ 7:08 pmWould that be because I actually had a reputation to start with?
Comment by John October 30, 2007 @ 7:30 pmooh, swiiiish there John.
Comment by Rob Mortimer October 30, 2007 @ 7:37 pmLink please.
Comment by Tom October 30, 2007 @ 7:39 pmI didn’t know you and Charles were THAT close Rob.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad October 30, 2007 @ 7:45 pmGary Glitter had a reputation before he was arrested John, so I wouldn’t be treating it like its always a good thing, hahaha.
And Fred, I will NEVER be that close to Charles, especially if I get to meet him in Thailand!
Comment by Rob October 30, 2007 @ 8:02 pmYou and your Gary Glitter anecdotes.
Comment by John October 30, 2007 @ 8:14 pmThat’s exactly what Garry Glitter would have claimed too.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad October 30, 2007 @ 8:17 pmThat’s a good point Fred, I feel rather queasy – but that could be the burger I’ve just eaten!
Comment by Rob October 30, 2007 @ 8:35 pmIf everyone googles the word “sod” and goes to the 13th page and clicks on the link to this blog. It will only be a short while before Rob can be abbreviated to Sod. This is how the Google works.
Now sod off the lot of ya 😉
Comment by Charles Frith October 30, 2007 @ 8:43 pmanyone google where campbell comes if you put one of these “words” into googlebox?
cock
Comment by andy@cynic October 30, 2007 @ 8:48 pmfuck
twat
🙂
wanker
mccann
don’t be so jealous, andy dear, if you had a blog, you’d probably get googled under those names too.
Comment by lauren October 30, 2007 @ 9:27 pmjealous? of campbell? only based on the women he works with, nothing else.
Comment by andy@cynic October 30, 2007 @ 9:55 pmBoring, BORING, B-O-R-I-N-G!
It gets funny when you look for Rob Campbell and find what the real Rob Campbell is really about and how he looks like: http://www.robcampbell.com/ .
And by the way, if you look for woweewow the the first 5 and alltogether 7 links on the first page belong to me. Ha, beat that. The funny thing is that I maybe have 0.5 % of your visitors…haha.
Comment by Seb October 31, 2007 @ 1:15 amSTILL top for Famous Rob!
Comment by Rob Mortimer October 31, 2007 @ 1:25 amCompared to Rob it’s kinda boring what Google offers for Andy Boucher…but Marcus Brown…chapeau, never thought you were that a sporty chap: http://www.marcusbrown.net/
Comment by Seb October 31, 2007 @ 1:37 amyoure having a quiet day arent you seb?
Comment by andy@cynic October 31, 2007 @ 7:26 ami wonder what would come up if i typed in “seb the fucking timewaster”? 🙂
well Andy, or as I would like to say “my stubby fingered mate from the big apple who spends more time on free porn sites than I have on the whole web until now “, actualy you find this revealling young lady from the far-eastern hemisphere of this planet.
Comment by Seb October 31, 2007 @ 8:41 amthis one:
http://www.kimberlycun.com/
Comment by Seb October 31, 2007 @ 8:41 amyou fucked up freaky kraut. i like you. anyone who can find weird shit like that has to be something special.
Comment by andy@cynic October 31, 2007 @ 8:47 amtell me you didn’t spend more than 10 seconds on it, please.
Comment by Seb October 31, 2007 @ 8:53 amwhat do you mean? im still reading the fucking thing
Comment by andy@cynic October 31, 2007 @ 8:55 am