The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

brings a tear to my eye

As long as this isn’t aimed at me, I’ll print this out and put it up around the ompany. It isn’t about me is it? Remember, its contract review soon.

I never noticed his absence, George.

what my corporate toady partner said.

yes lee, that and the fact george is one of “the mans” bitches. 🙂

Morning Rob.

You’ve set the bar very high here. It’s not as easy as you think. I manage 22 subsidiaries with 11800 Million members of staff aiming to touch the hearts, minds and wallets of a potential 6.6 Billion customers. Sometimes I let the ball slip – after all I can’t split myself down the middle now can I?

I do try to be a guiding light for my organisation but it’s a 24/7 operation I’m running here and the pressures to deliver are becoming greater each and everyday and sometime it’s easy to loose the “human touch”. I know you don’t like hearing this; but its business.

But I will try and live up to and be worthy of my job description.

p.s Got my eye on Lee Hill too.

Dear God, please leave Lee alone – everyone else you can right, royally fuck over at least till the next client agency review! 🙂

He’s going nuts, the silly old bugger.

Dear God, while you watch Lee, spare a thought for me. I have a big day.
And tell Marcus I’ll call him tomorrow.

Ok, seriously – I don’t know what brought this on, but I have a sneaky feeling that it’s nothing good.

I think it’s time for your annual 360 degree feedback and review session God. Strengths, weaknesses, failed objectives and targets going forward. You know the drill. Oh and if you were a country which country would you be and why – we like to inspire ceativity you know.

Mr Almighty, could you make Rob spill the proverbial beans please?

its david versus goliath.

my moneys on goliath but i hope david gets a few fucking big kicks in.

make the fucks bleed rob and dont come back complaining about a decision of the past, it got you more gadgets than james fucking bond.

You may be angry God but if these box-ticking, ass-covering bureaucratic lip-service exercises are to have any validity then everyone must participate.

A while back some creative wrote all planners were wankers (fair point) and they didn’t care about creative work or selling it to clients. Well that guy better repent right fucking now because as I busily tap tap tap on my mac, Rob is desperately battling against a “flock” of giant, evil ogres just so this guy and people like me can feel inspired, valued and heard.
He might have birkenstock clad, corn ridden unmanicured feet but I’ll be kissing them next time I see him.
This is mental but exciting at the same time.

i like you dodds

Thanks for your comments [though I love John’s about Billy best, ha!] … however I’m fine, my ‘battle’ is more about protecting others [including the client!!!] than me.

Better go … round 67 is about to start and I’m so up for this it’s a joke.

[Andy, thanks for the SMS – you’re right, and I already have, ha!]