The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

yes. but thats why i like you.

yes you arrrrrre un evil man.

Madness. Funny, but madness nonetheless.

Maybe its Mr Sorrell proving he does have a sense of humour…

i am not maurice, i hate frogs

Never a dull moment with Andy!

Actually I wonder sometimes how we stay in business, let alone grow – and I wish I could just blame you Andy, but I know I pull my weight in the ‘sit on the naughty step you bad client’ stakes.

Maybe they’re all S&M freaks?

Maybe that’s our real business strategy.

Now answer the phone – we need to talk before you go.

ladies and gentleman, before i leave you all for a day or two, id like to leave you with a little story about robs business development skills as he seems so keen to ridicule mine. (I was sick on one clients desk and suddenly everyone thinks im a prick)

a few years ago our virgin atlantic client had flown all the way to australia to see rob even though he was based in the uk and his wife was 8 months pregnant. after the meeting, we were saying how grateful we were that he had taken time out to see us and that he must be keen to get back to see his heavily pregnant wife when mr oh so fucking subtle campbell came out with this gem.

“have a safe flight, do give your wife our best, i know i did”

he didnt even have the good grace to pretend it was an innocent slip, the smile on his face showed it was a moment of mischief and yet somehow max didnt just let it pass, he fucking pissed himself. poor ade our account director, he needed oxygen for about an hour afterwards and even i thought hed gone too far. so when campbell tries to talk about good client service, what he means is good client humilation wrapped up with his shiteating grin.

bye all, speak when and if i can be fucked to come back 🙂

I don’t think that is a good idea Mr M … it might be something people would like to read, but I don’t think it’s in cynic’s long term interests, hahaha.

Mind you … we could do it if we ever sell, ha!

And Andy … you fucking pissed yourself when I said that and as much as I meant to say it, you will also remember I went into over-panic mode when I thought I’d mistimed the comment.

Thank God Max is a sick fuck, ha!

Now piss off and speak tonight …

im like a fucking golden retriever puppy next to that fuck. dont let his carefully crafted image fool you, hes a sickfuck and the fact you didnt realise shows what a fucking good advertising bloke he is. fred? hari? comments of campbell evilness now.

Still. Throwing up on someone is far less evil than implying you have slept with someone’s heavily pregnant wife!

Always meant as a compliment Rob.

Being too nice is overrated. 🙂

You’ve got mail, btw.

It’s a sad day when Mr M sides with Andy over me. Sad for me that is … ha!

Everyone loves lamp.

Lauren, are you just saying what you’re seeing again?

Lets hope not.

Can someone explain to Will what he did there?