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We all live lives with a pressure to conform … whether it is interms of our choice in music, hairstyle, fashion, looks … it gets to us in some way or other.
However when you get older … a time where you are supposedly a little bit wiser … you try and be a bit less obviously influenced by what society is pushing – and focus on what makes you feel good, regardless of outside opinion.
Well, that’s the theory anyway … in practice it doesn’t always work that way, as this wonderful example of ‘mutton-dressed-as-mutton’ [or Salman Rushdie in uber-disguise] demonstrates.
There was a line in one of the first brilliant Adrian Mole books, where he describes old women’s breasts like “semi-deflated balloons” … ironically on this woman that’s exactly what they are!
What with the fatman in budgie-smugglers and the thin woman in eurgh, I think this could be one of the best ad’s for euthanasia going.
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what the fuck!
the little planning folk who toodle over here for “lessons” are going to shit when they see this blog. bit different from yodas isnt it.
well fucking done.
Comment by andy@cynic April 20, 2007 @ 9:05 amfucking hell that is gross!
apart from the obvious, look at her extraterrestrial hands!
Jesus, Rob, I almost tasted my breaky again!
Comment by Age April 20, 2007 @ 9:13 amET: GO HOME!
Glad you liked it Age … if ‘like’ is the operative word, which somehow I don’t think it is
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 9:46 ami think the web advertising grommets should be forced to work with this image for their first assignment on something like the Dove ‘real beauty’ campaign.. ha!!
Comment by lauren April 20, 2007 @ 11:38 amOooooh the devil lives inside you doesn’t it.
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 11:49 amyeah. sometimes. i asked my mum if she ever knew andy, to see where itmight come from. she denied all knowledge. it must just be learned behaviour…
Comment by lauren April 20, 2007 @ 11:57 amis your mum hot?
Comment by andy@cynic April 20, 2007 @ 12:01 pmThe devil doesn’t live inside you Andy – you are the fucking horn-head aren’t you!
Is she hot? For fucks sake …
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 12:04 pmi think that’s why he’s asking, rob (for fuck’s sake)…
Comment by lauren April 20, 2007 @ 12:14 pmhahahahAHAHAHAHahaha haHAHAHAha Ha HAHAhaHaHAHAha
Comment by andy@cynic April 20, 2007 @ 12:33 pmWhat the fuck is that ‘Hahaha’ bollocks? Are you pissed again???
Lauren, I think you should be more worried that your Mum is another ex-wife or Mr Marry-a-lot. On the brightside, you might be able to get a heap of cash out of him.
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 12:35 pmtoo fucking right i am. living the dream, living the dream.
Comment by andy@cynic April 20, 2007 @ 12:36 pmi’m actually more worried about the fact that i’ve stupidly made my mum the topic of conversation here… this could get dangerous..
Comment by lauren April 20, 2007 @ 12:41 pmI thought so … why else would start repeating your sentences?
PLUS your spelling is far better and in your ‘Haha’ rubbish, you even used capital letters.
Now go to bed, big day tomorrow.
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 12:51 pmNew Rule [only rule] … Mum’s are free from ridicule or innuendo!
That should help protect your Mum Lauren – well it would if anyone actually listened to a word I say, ha!
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 12:53 pmthis post makes me ill.
Comment by Marcus April 20, 2007 @ 2:07 pmWhich bit? The old bird, the young bird, the young birds Mum or the drunken slob in Rio?
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 2:09 pmall of it.
Comment by Marcus April 20, 2007 @ 2:11 pmIt must be getting close to dinosaurs-do advertising-at-cannes time of year.
Time to roll out the wrinklies, champers, yachts and air/arse kissers.
Comment by Charles Frith April 20, 2007 @ 4:08 pmI know they say 40 is the new 30, but this is getting ridiculous!
How are you Charles? Well I hope …
Comment by Rob April 20, 2007 @ 4:15 pmand apparently mutton is the new lamb..
Comment by lauren April 20, 2007 @ 4:19 pmMaybe she’s born with it…
Comment by Rob Mortimer April 20, 2007 @ 4:32 pmBorn with a sausage or are you doing a Maybaline thing?
Comment by Robert April 20, 2007 @ 4:33 pmneither mutton nor lamb have a chance against the might that is sausage
Comment by Marcus April 20, 2007 @ 4:35 pmThe latter!
That is truly a shocking site. But then again, the amount of hideously ugly women that dress like that are no worse than her.
Comment by Rob Mortimer April 20, 2007 @ 4:35 pmCommenting on Sheffield ladies are you Rob?
Comment by Robert April 20, 2007 @ 5:21 pmThere are ugly women who think they are attractive everywhere in the world.
Just like there are ugly blokes who think they are gods gift…
Comment by Rob Mortimer April 20, 2007 @ 5:23 pmAnd back to Andy … hahahahaha!
Comment by Robert April 20, 2007 @ 5:25 pm