The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Andy, it is, however, a little disappointing that George couldn’t manage a more original ailment. Like the plague.

now your talking.

look at jem making her blog debut with a cheeky little comment. well done luv but im sure georges hyperactive arse wont have caused them to run out of the andrex. now back to work please.

Hello Jemma – thanks for your concern but I think George will be fine for toilet paper. Nappies on the other hand, might be needed, ha.

The ‘brighter future’ is still officially in negotiation – but in theory it seems pretty attractive, but then so is communism, haha!

Got to go to bed but speak/write soon – and Andy, can you please call me tomorrow regarding the NASA thing as George is going to be out of action for another day or so and he wants me to check it.

BTW, any news on Billy?

That’s funny, that’s what I said – but then I am an only child who wants everything immediately, ha

am i stating the bleeding obvious by pointing out that nutmeg is pretty regularly known as mace?

hope you’re feeling better george.

only someone who regularly does the SMH crosswords and can use a dictionary would know that andy.

touche and well said.

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Another message from the Bleeding Obvious Society: Even someone who doesn’t solve SMH crosswords shouldn’t have mentioned ‘Karate’ and Indian food in the same sentence. Try Kalaripaitu, the original Indian Martial Art.

Now in the interest of protecting my own bright future, I’m a big fan of Cynic and their work Andy, so I’m crossing every appengade in the hope that your bright future works out.

fuck weve got more hangers on than p diddy. by the way hari, high karate is a cheap, nasty, potent aftershave not a martial art and as plutonium isnt indian, shouldnt you of complained about that example as well? consistent argument is everything, ask rob

Well Andy the Indian affliction is to first try and claim everything as theirs, unless a strong claim (read China) suggests otherwise, hence Plutonium is not as offensive to the Indian sensibility as High Karate.

Now I’ll stop this too, before this becomes a blogs about cooking, shit analogies and Indian madness (that won’t completely stop till Rob is back thought)

is high karate worse than old spice? Surely that can’t be?

Morning.

That’ll teach him to slur his words (Mase) not George.

So that sketch on Goodness Gracious me was true?

This blog is bloody surreal … but as I’ve just come back from the Taj Mahal, I feel all calm, peaceful and bloody humbled. Or maybe it could be to do with the post I’m about to put up before I head off to another of our ‘Bright Future’ Dinners

Normal service resumes soon. I bet you can’t wait, hahaha