The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Who You Don’t Want To Be Stuck Behind At The Airport …
February 16, 2007, 9:24 am
Filed under: Comment

A man wearing cowboy boots with steel toecaps!  And yes, he was an American!

Surely another reason to vote sausage … 


31 Comments

you gotta admire the audacity though… everyone else is downsizing to minimise time taken through those damn machines.. this guy? “fuck ’em, i’m wearin’ my flash boots that will set all the alarms off!”

Comment by lauren

It’s the American way …

Comment by Rob

it’s daft.

Comment by Marcus Brown

I’d love to punch him with my iron fist.

Comment by Age

do you have an iron fist age? That’s cool. Yes, I’d like one of those too.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Is there some sort of soft-gay-porn innuendo going on here?

I don’t mind if it is – just want to make sure I’m ‘in the know’

Comment by Rob

iron fist is not soft.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Yes Age, beat him with your Iron Fist.
No gunslinging allowed in airports…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

I bet he votes bacon…

*tightens iron fist*

I MUST BREAK HIM. (in Ivan Drago voice)

Comment by Age

Age, you are an inspiration to us all.

I don’t want to alarm anyone…but the american’s have just come online and are eating into our lead.

Comment by Marcus Brown

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!

I WAKE UP AND SEE WE’RE 10% BEHIND BACON!

VOTE PEOPLE … VOTE …

Comment by Rob

i did what i could, but woke up to nasty pro-bacon messages and comments from americans i thought were friends and australians who should really know better. stabbed in the back. i think i’m going to have to bow out in defeat. it’s hard being vegetarian and fighting a meat-eater’s fight, and i don’t wanna drag you all down so you’ll just have to go on without me. good luck and i’ll see you in the big vote-count in the sky.
(cue sad dying war music)

Comment by lauren

You tried & I’ll always be grateful .. but I hope you’ve erased your so-called friends from your memory because they weren’t friends Lauren, they were evil. From now on, we’re your family. Hey, don’t cry, you should be happy about it. Maybe. Ahem.

Comment by Rob

I keep voting but it seems it might be against overwhelming odds.

Must …. keep … trying …

WHERE’S THE BIGGER SUPPORT?

Comment by Rob

Here it comes. Watch this!

Comment by Marcus Brown

I’m waiting – I’m nervous – I’m hoping …

Comment by Rob

I don’t know how you have managed to turn around a 10% deficit in a matter of hours, but I am ecstatic you have.

We can do this – we can really do this!

Comment by Rob

So. The butchers of Munich have spoken.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Spoken? More like SCREAMED!

Go Butchers … massacre, massacre, massacre …

Comment by Rob

Remember my kids can do magic? They have to get that from somewhere…. they don’t have it from their mum.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Morning. It’s Sunday and the lovely lady who I love much much is VERY pissed off because I should be staying in bed. But I’m up. For the sausage.

We survived the night and we’re still ahead.

Voting closes at 11:59 PM EST time. We need more votes. Simple as that, but I don’t know where we can get them from?

Comment by Marcus Brown

Hi … that’s funny because Jill, Mary and Mary [George & Andy’s other halves] are all pissed off with our obsessive sausage loving too – which reached boiling point when I went to a dodgy supermarket and bought us all sausages to cook for dinner. Oh dear.

We’re continually adding votes – infact it’s every 20 mins or so – we just hope it’s enough!

Hope you are well and hope we get through this big obstacle.

R

[PS: Billy is still ill – infact he’s quite ill so we have to be nice to him. Till he gets better – then our insults will upset him more!]

Comment by Rob

Eva (my lovely woman) is sulking in bed. She wants the sausage to win, but doesn’t understand why it’s such a battle.

How are things with you guys… Was it a success? Whatever it was.

Comment by Marcus Brown

We dedicate this battle to Billy Whizz.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Jill in particular is now showing signs of ‘concern’ to my mental health – but hey, she’s said “YES” so it’s too late, haha!

Things looking good, but we’re here till Tuesday so we’ll know how it all is developing in a few days.

Hope you are well and my suggestion is that if – or should I say – WHEN we win, we spoil our ladies till the next round or we could find our computers outside in pieces.

Better go … fingers crossed and I’ll make sure we all shove in a few more votes for ‘bangers’.

Comment by Rob

I have made the supreme sacrifice, being vegetarian and an Indian to boot, I actually have voted in favour of the British for turning cows into a sausage. God save the sausage!

Comment by onesmallvoice

Hari I am very proud of you – which is more than can be said about that pic! What’s going on! I can’t have someone work with me who looks like he’s an Indian Newsreader.

Cool photo will be taken on my/our return … and I hope you’re having a nice enough CNY!

Comment by Rob

So I wake up and see we’re actually LOSING then realise I am infact ahead of the final closing time so shove in some more votes and hey presto, we’re back in the lead again.

It’s like the climax to some cheesy Hollywood movie – except with sausages and errrrrm, nerds.

MUST-HOLD-OUT-FOR-A-FEW-HOURS-MORE …

Comment by Rob

well seems like I didn’t quite realise what I have sacrificed. I have no idea how that pic got onto your blog. It’s American sabotage by my IBM computer!!!!

Comment by Hari

it was bacon Hari.

Comment by Marcus Brown

However it got there – it won’t be your ‘call sign’ for much longer, I can assure you of that, ha!

Comment by Rob




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