A few weeks ago I was chatting to George about how mad 2022 has been.
I mean, we thought 2020 was bad.
Then, somehow, 2021 got worse.
And now – with nuclear threats, war in Ukraine and an Oscar slap – it seems the planet just is a glutton for punishment.
I sent George the above image, with the accompanying message:
“Is everyone now up for a fight and anything can be used a weapon?”
There was a pause.
Then I received George’s reply.
And while it made me laugh-out-loud, it did highlight how fucked-up everything is right now.
Because when animals and produce are able to be used as a weapon – albeit a really rubbish weapon – you really feel COVID has made everyone slightly bonkers.
Which may be the worst symptom of the pandemic.
What am I going on about?
This …
Happy Monday.
Try not to punch someone simply because they asked if you could pass the salt.
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this is your comeback post? after a fucking freebie holiday? fuck me campbell you dont even want to try to look like youre trying. thats almost fucking impressive.
Comment by andy@cynic May 2, 2022 @ 8:21 amYou’ll be happy to know the trip back was an utter shit show. I don’t know how you made it happen, but you did really well.
Comment by Rob May 2, 2022 @ 8:41 amdid you get that 2nd photo from the beastiality section on pornhub?
Comment by andy@cynic May 2, 2022 @ 8:22 amRevealing your search history in that quote aren’t you Andy?
Comment by Rob May 2, 2022 @ 8:41 amAm I the only one who’s alarmed that George has such an image close to hand?
Comment by John May 2, 2022 @ 8:26 amHahahahaha … I’d never thought of that.
Yes … it bloody is.
Comment by Rob May 2, 2022 @ 8:40 amI know governments are in debt but cow snipers has brought home just how broke they are.
Comment by Pete May 2, 2022 @ 9:19 amIt was not a pause, the response was at least a day.
And it consisted of more than an image taken from my youngest favourite movie.
Comment by George May 2, 2022 @ 8:52 amThe Little Mermaid is becoming more and more prophetic.
Comment by Pete May 2, 2022 @ 9:17 amGood to see Rob can still ruin reputations.
Comment by Bazza May 2, 2022 @ 12:06 pm