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Yes, that really could be the shortest post I’ve ever written. Of course it would be shorter had I not written all this extra stuff but I’m ignoring that point. Like I’m going to ignore the impending fourth of July.
Can I have a knighthood for saying that your majesty?
Anyway, now I’ve started writing, I may as carry on.
However don’t get too downhearted because it’s only to inform you that this will be the only post of the week.
Yes, you’ll be free from me for a whole week because as you read this, I’ll be on my way over to Portland for a few days of [hopefully] nice chats, clean air and utterly pretentious coffee.
What’s funny is that as much as I’ve always loved that I get to travel for work, now I have Otis, it’s become more of a wrench.
I know on hearing that, Jill and Rosie will be thinking, “what about us, you bastard”, but as much as Jill was stupid to marry me, she’s not so stupid to read this blog and cats can’t read, so I think I will get away it.
And with that, I wish you all a wonderful week … which is almost certain now you know you have some peace and quiet.
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PS: Happy birthday to Rosie who turns 8 on July 1st. Yes, she’s a cat. Deal with it.
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That’s not marketing, that’s misdirection.
Comment by John June 29, 2015 @ 6:23 amOne persons misdirection is another persons marketing. Look at nottingham. They talk Robin Hood but they mean you will be robbed.
Comment by DH June 29, 2015 @ 6:31 amRobin Hood was from Yorkshire
Comment by northern June 29, 2015 @ 11:26 pmyou might look like a fucking troll but youll have to try harder to be one groper.
Comment by andy@cynic June 30, 2015 @ 12:00 amShortest post?
Comment by DH June 29, 2015 @ 6:29 amPortland’s loss is civilizations gain.
Comment by DH June 29, 2015 @ 6:29 amChristmas came early.
Comment by John June 29, 2015 @ 6:36 amI’m praying for your survival Dan Wieden.
Comment by Billy Whizz June 29, 2015 @ 6:38 amyou make sure you stay on the hippy side of the country campbell. youre too fucking close to me for my liking. if you pay me though, ill let you take me for a fucking expensive dinner. im so fucking generous.
Comment by andy@cynic June 29, 2015 @ 6:44 amyour cat is going to be 8 despite living with you? proof the fuckers really do have 9 lives.
Comment by andy@cynic June 29, 2015 @ 6:45 amHusband of the yesteryear.
Comment by Bazza June 29, 2015 @ 7:09 amLet me know if you have a free day, we would love to see you.
Comment by George June 29, 2015 @ 7:31 amfreak.
Comment by andy@cynic June 29, 2015 @ 8:28 amAt least this is a working holiday
Comment by northern June 29, 2015 @ 11:27 pmI’m sure they’re all looking to seeing you in Portland
working? he cant be fucking spell the word. oh yeah, i bet the fuckers at wieden hq are over the moon hes come to annoy the shit out of them. on the bright side, hes not annoying me.
Comment by andy@cynic June 29, 2015 @ 11:58 pmYet.
Comment by DH June 30, 2015 @ 2:10 amMaybe he’s got good news for them.
Comment by John June 30, 2015 @ 7:29 amIt’s been so peaceful.
Comment by DH July 3, 2015 @ 12:46 pmHeard there’s been trouble in Portland though.
He trashed the hotel bathroom at 4 in the morning. So rock n roll.
Comment by John July 3, 2015 @ 7:54 pmby trashed you meant he fucking left his pillow unfuckingfluffed.
Comment by andy@cynic July 3, 2015 @ 11:44 pmRead it and weep – https://instagram.com/p/4rDpPLrHwV/?taken-by=robertc1970
Comment by John July 4, 2015 @ 6:34 amHappy 4th of July!
Comment by Thuymi @ AdventureFaktory.com July 4, 2015 @ 4:50 am