The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

finally the universe gets justice for all your fucking little petty acts of supposed “humor”. fuckin gold, i just wish id been there to video it because then id of got it broadcast on every major network in the entire fucking world till everyone knew your name and your shame. thank you, its going to be a great day and i do love you really. for a sad twat.

That is a beautiful story Robert, and Jill can be sure that when you kiss, your mouth is free from dirt and germs. Jemma x

cock

*heh* Sorry to hear about *hehe* your jetlag Rob. *snicker* Must be hard work.

*hehehehehe*
Brilliant comedy moment

You are a role model for all of us at cynic. Or do I mean the circus? I always get those mixed up.

Andy, that’s a strategy I wholeheartedly endorse for every piece of incriminating video material featuring Rob. The tape of his trip to Denmark onboard a ferry, circa 1985 comes to mind.

Do you need help removing your foot from your mouth Billy? Just let me know. Jemma x

Yeah … get it out your system you bastards … I’m off to catch a plane – which is sadly another thing I have a nasty habit of making a complete and utter tool of myself on.

I’ve been misquoted.

get me a coffee and a sausage sandwich and ill maybe let your stupidity pass. maybe.
hello fred, what the fuck are you doing with that bloke as your boss. get out while you can, theres a desk waiting for you here and well change the locks so he cant come in and get you back.

I’m not a slave but by pure chance I was going to get a coffee and sausage sandwich so I might as well get one for you while I’m there. What a coincidence.

very fucking coincidental and i have a funny feeling you are going to get a copy of wallpaper while youre out too.

Ha ha Andy, Rob did mention that. He told me he isn’t allowed to talk money. I just listened to the bit about being tough & firm in my decision and filtered out the rest.

yeah rob is so fucking tough in negotiations, he actually sold his car for less than the price they agreed because he said “the people seemed so nice”. puff. and yes john, youre right, we should be grateful he wasnt dressed in a fucking rabbit outfit while screaming through a megaphone “look at me, look at me about to be a twat”

Amazing, it’s like you can read my mind.

This made me happy. Good stuff…plastic fruit, the downfall of many a man. 😉

so even wax has a high fucking fat content does it john?

mfi? the home for meteoric fucking imbeciles?

Rob M: I dread to think what the custom built toilets would have been like afterwards.

Seriously though, this made me chuckle. Much needed after being done up the arse by insurance companies.

Andy, Actually I think that previous comment of mine was just enough to spare me from what you just said. But I must say I’m impressed you’re able to type while receiving the aforementioned services with sausage sandwiches coming out of your ears. 😉

Honestly, with proven multi-tasking skills that only the most feminine of women posses, I don’t see how that’s even remotely possible.

Respect.

you have just given me a lovely idea, a lovely evil idea. expect campbells fucked off reaction in about a weeks time. youre good at influencing revenge mortimer, the government should put you on retainer or in fucking prison. got some mischief to work on, enough of this shit. 🙂

pffffffffft McCanns… errrr