So as you read this, I’ll be in Sweden and not back till Wednesday.
As I won’t be writing a post tomorrow, I thought I’d write a post today where the impact of it would easily last 48 hours/
So have a look at that picture.
A close look.
Seriously, isn’t it terrible?
It looks like it should be the poster for a porn movie rather than a show about an international actress who is appearing on an international streaming service.
And then there’s that line.
Christ almighty …
Do they think we don’t get what the image is supposed to reflect?
But then Gwyneth doesn’t do subtle does she …
I’m not just talking about her over-the-top Oscar speech or her ‘conscious uncoupling’ pretentious divorce language … I’m talking about this.
Yes, the candle that smells of her vagina.
From Goop, her company that makes up complete medical lies.
And while it would be easy to laugh at all this stupidity, the fact is that candle has sold out and Goop is supposedly worth $250 million which has led me to 3 conclusions.
1. Brands need to stop thinking humans are logic operated.
2. Market valuations are about as trust worthy as politicians.
3. I’m losing my faith in so much of humanity.
See you Wednesday. If you’ve recovered in time.