Now I appreciate I am a social media whore and have posted all sorts of rubbish in the past, but even I would never do something like this …
I honestly don’t know who is the bigger idiot …
Nescafe for thinking this is a good idea.
The agency for coming up with this idea.
The couple – who occupy that unique space of un-influential, influencers – who decided to commemorate their engagement by selling their souls for a few quid and appearing in a social media post for an international coffee brand while pretending [1] it’s totally natural to commemorate your engagement by appearing in a social media post for an international coffee brand and [2] it’s totally believable to have a staged photo of you in bed, despite the fact there was a photographer in the room with you..
Some other questions are:
+ Why are they not looking at each other?
+ Why is he so, so, so brown?
+ Judging by how tensed up his arms are, just how heavy is that cup of coffee?
+ Why is he cradling his cock?
Seriously, this might be the most z-grade version of Hello magazine that ever lived.
Everyone involved in this – and I mean everyone – needs a bloody big smack in the head.