My whole family are connected to the law.
Not the bullshit, sharp-suit, high-charging wankers we hear so much about these days, but the guys fighting for genuine justice.
My father in particular hated what the legal industry had become … from being a discipline that fought for justice to one that now tries to keep problems going so they can keep charging exorbitant fees.
So what has that got to do with the picture of these Gummy Pandas.
Well, I saw these in a local Starbucks and I just thought how mad this was allowed to exist.
We all know it’s a take on Gummy Bears.
We all know they’re trying to steal business from Gummy Bears.
We all know they’re trying to make people think they’re getting Gummy Bears.
OK, so it’s a bloody sweet that you don’t really pay much attention to … but if this was a person, it would be identity theft and yet companies continue to pay huge amounts to law firms to protect their hard work when anyone can set up what is basically a duplicate brand by simply changing a letter or – in the case of Uncle Martian – not even putting in that effort.
Anyway, the real reason I’m writing this is because I wanted an excuse to link to my favorite ever Amazon reviews for [Sugar Free] Gummy Bears and I assure you, it’s way, waaaaay, waaaaaaaaay more enjoyable than this post.