An Italian buffet.
In China.
Featuring a German fräulein.
Holding a massive jug of beer. And a pretzel.
Without a single piece of pasta or pizza to be seen.
I honestly don’t know if this is insulting or genius.
But it certainly ups the ante on this Italian, Irish restaurant in Singapore.
I really want to know to things.
1. What sort of cultural Frankenstein food are they’re going to serve?
2. Who do the organisers think this is going to attract … apart from idiots?
And me.