So a few weeks ago, Otis – aged 9 – turned to me and said:
“Why didn’t Apple call their charging cable, ‘Apple Juice’?
I know he’s my son … my brilliant, wonderful son … but you have to admit, that’s brilliant.
Up there with the time Apple gave their iMac’s names of fruit to correspond with their colour.
And back then it was hailed as a legendary marketing move … reframing, differentiating and humanising a tech company.
OK, so this isn’t that … but by the same token, it’s a damn sight better than a lot of stuff out there. Stuff created by people who are a lot older and on a lot more money than the small amount he gets Robux each month.
So I’m pretty proud, even though being a natural at marketing means I can’t look forward to a future where he pays for my life, not the other way around.
Damnit.