OK, I know this is setting me up for all manner of abuse, but a while back I was looking at the Nottingham Forest Rumours site – I know, I know – when underneath all the general bitching and moaning, I saw this …
I have to be honest, it stopped me in my tracks.
Not just because even Harry Potter couldn’t imagine Hermione having a pair of breasts that size … but because of the wording underneath the picture.
21 stars who nailed growing up.
What does that even mean?
Are they suggesting ‘nailed growing up’ is purely about the quality of physical attributes you develop … even if those physical attributes are the product of a designer with an alarming lack of taste or subtly?
What about your values?
Your standing in society?
Your achievements … whether it’s at school or life or as a child/family member/partner?
Nope, it seems having a big pair of fake tits conquers them all … which means Dolly Parton must be the most successful example of ‘nailing it’ in the history of mankind.
Just for the record, this wasn’t an ad for [bad] breast enlargement.
Nor was it an ad for [fake] nude Hollywood stars.
And it wasn’t an ad for a site targeting total and utter idiots.
It was so idiotic that even I couldn’t be arsed to click on it …
I admit part of me was curious to see what other blatant lies they’d subjected stars to supposedly having – but frankly, I get enough of that in newspapers so I didn’t feel the need to explore the exploits of the worst photoshop designer on earth.
But seriously, why do this?
OK, I get why … but do you think some people truly believe it?
Well, given how many Trump supporters came out the woodwork, it seems there are millions who do. God, I’ve just depressed myself with that statement … so now I know how you feel when you read this blog.