First of all, I know how hypocritical it is of me to say this.
Let’s face it, I am a fucking smartphone addict.
But even though I have no problem using my phone to take an instagram pic whenever the moment ‘takes me’ … even I have my boundaries.
Admittedly, those boundaries are enforced by a wife who doesn’t, for example, want any phone usage during dinner [which is why we will never do this] but I appreciate there are times where taking your phone out could be as inappropriate as taking your penis out.
Like when you’re getting married.
Or at a funeral.
Or mid-way through playing a concert.
Which is why I will now drag this photo out whenever someone accuses me of being unprofessional for playing with my phone.
Thanks wechat/candy-crush/tinder obsessed musicians.