To be quite honest, I’m amazed anyone reads this blog.
It’s hardly the font of knowledge and sophistication is it.
Hell, over the years I’ve written about a crappy talkback radio station, incontinence and the size of my best friends appendage.
Seriously, it is worse torture than the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay faced.
I can only assume in a past life, you did something really bad to deserve such pain.
But I have a solution.
Because the best – and nicest – planner in the World, Mark Sareff, has started a blog.
Better yet, it’s full of clever stuff delivered in a voice that sounds like a friend is talking to you, not a professor … and this is coming from a man who comes from South Africa!!!
OK, so after that wonderful example of 1980’s racism, let’s get back to the point shall we?
The fact is, I know there are a lot of other clever folks out there who are doing and writing similar things … from Northern to Martin to Doddsy to name just 3 … however, unlike those other guys, Mark wouldn’t kick me in the head if he had the chance [well he would, but he’d at least apologise afterwards] which is why I adore him the most and why I am saying that if you have 2 minutes to spare each day, don’t come here and read my bunch of utter bollocks [especially as by the time you read this, I’ll be in the good ol’ US so there’s not going to be any more blog posts until Friday, or 3 years if the immigration department get their way] … go here and feel like you’ve done something good for yourself. For once.