OK, so yesterday’s post was a April Fool’s day joke [as opposed to the rest of my posts, which are just jokes] however today I feature a post that’s real, but really should be a joke.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cop a load of this:
I literally don’t know what bothers me more.
The fact someone describes themselves as a ‘master furrier’.
The fact they describe fur – one of the oldest products known to mankind – as modern.
The fact they use more fonts than a 5 year old let loose on Powerpoint.
The fact they use words like ‘chic’ and ‘flirtatious’.
The fact the ad looks like it was designed by Stevie Wonder.
Everything about this freaks me out … and given I’m a badly dressed person from Nottingham, that’s saying something.
So to David Green – Master Furrier – congratulations. Besides making an ad that clearly demonstrates there are major differences between British culture and Alaskan culture, you helped me understand just why Sarah Palin is as mad as a cut-snake.