… and the answer to last nights major news item is:
The legend [admittedly a legend no one actually wants or care about, except maybe Birkenstock and even they’re probably happy I’ve temporarily stopped ruining their reputation … which is especially tough to take given they’re the preferred choice of footwear for German tourists. Who wear them in socks] is over.
My feet feel cramped and strangely cold … despite the fact I am also wearing socks to work for the first time in 15 years – socks I should point out – that I had to steal from my wife’s cupboard because I haven’t got any.
Yes that’s right, I’m wearing women’s clothing.
TO WORK.
China has broken me … but at least I lasted longer than Google. [Sorry George and Jonathan]
On the brightside, I can walk through the streets of Shanghai without fear of puddles. Or dog shit.
Always a silver lining with me eh …
God, how I hope a warm spell breaks out tomorrow, so I can get out of prison. Foot prison.