So I was Mr New-Age-Man and shopping at the local supermarket when I came across this:
Given it features a woman suggestively biting a massive pseudo cock shaped chili while wearing underwear that has flames coming out her crotch, it would be easy to mistake this leaflet for promoting a night of spice with a dirty bint rather than a tanning salon, but I’m guessing that’s the point, especially when you remember that in Asia, ‘having a tan’ has certain negative cultural cues.
But the thing that really gets me is that the headline promises ‘a perfect golden tan in just minutes’ and then they say each session lasts 20 minutes.
Sorry to come across all John Dodds like, but isn’t 20 minutes quite different to mere minutes?
So what is it SunFX … does it take 20 mins to get a tan or just a couple and if the latter, do the remaining 18 get taken up with a hand job from some flame-wearing babe with spicy hands and a fondness for placing phalic vegetables in her mouth?
You’re not getting a penny from me till I know the facts.