1/ Puns
2/ Plagiarism
3/ Platitudes
… then have a look at what those folk in financial publishing are up to.
Jeez …
I guess what this means is that the financial crisis is still alive and well because when a magazine – whose name, type and design is the epitome of boring – has to resort to ‘shock’ tactics to try and attract some custom, you know the rest of the World is still knee deep in the shit.
What next, accountant centrefolds?
Maybe Sir Martin could make a celebrity appearance … with the way WPP’s finances are looking, he might have to.