… what would you think of a brand consultancy called Foetus International?
Having gone through the hell that is coming up with new company names … I must admit I’d love to know the thought process they went through to come up with that.
Of course it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out they wanted something that represented ‘giving life’ … but couldn’t they of chosen something better?
RISE?
SEED?
NOURISH?
GERMINATE?
Fuck, even Placenta Global would be better than Foetus.
Look, I know nothing about them apart from the fact they are seemingly a Malaysian holding company for a bunch of local/interlocal [there’s a new word for you] ‘creative companies’ – so while I’m sure they’re really great at what they do, I can honestly say that if I was looking for help in making my brand grow, I don’t think my first choice would be an organisation who, in terms of first impressions, demonstrate all the subtly and sensitivity of Ms Jordan Big Tits.
Sorry, it’s Mondayitus …