I have no reason why, but I’m not complaining – and neither should you, because I’ve run out of pre-written blog posts which means you don’t have to be subjected to more of my bollocks for the next 24 hours.
So while you’re all pretending to be hard at work, I’m going to be [1] playing XBox/Nintendo/PSP [2] watching the new ‘best of’ Jerry Springer collection I bought [3] wondering why Transformers 2 [exclusing Megan] was totally and utterly shit [4] eating absolute shite and [5] doing all I can to avoid a certain wife/cat/billionaire who I think/know/fear isn’t very happy with me.
So have a top day – I know I will.
PS: If you’re wondering what the hell this post has to do with that photo, the answer is ‘nothing’ … I was just going through some computer files and found it and thought it was the most flattering image of me ever.