Given the stupidity of Nottingham County Council, I wouldn’t be surprised if they came up with this study in an attempt to stop the city [and my beloved hometown] from being known as the ‘crime capital of Europe’.
Sorry guys, but being the nerve centre for wanking isn’t going to do our tourism levels much good either.
Q: What happens when you masturbate Monday to Friday?
A: You get a weak-end. [And prostate cancer apparently]
Hey look on the brightside, this blog can’t get any lower … though I might view that as a challenge.
Have a good one but remember to keep your hands above shoulder height. Well, unless you’re over 40!