Many moons ago, when Freddie still worked for me, he made a fatal error by turning up to work with his trousers so high, he was in danger of his belt strangling him. [See above pic]
Because I thought the World of him [and I still do], I thought a dose of tough love might help hum stop making any more fashion faux pas, so I asked you lot to decide whether Freddie looked gay – to which there was an overwhelming response in the ‘affirmative’.
Well just like people will forget the lessons of the current financial collapse in a few years, Freddie seems to have lost all sense of ‘clothing tact’ because in a moment of absolute stupidity [and yes, that is the right word] he decided to go to work dressed as a Swedish gay sailor/waiter pornstar.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WERE
YOU
THINKING?
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that on your plate you have multiple pieces of meat … each about 6″ in length … that you probably enjoyed sliding slowly deep into your mouth.
Jesus, you’re a Dad of 3. Or at least you ‘claim’ to be!!!
Now Fred will probably try and claim it was the office Christmas party but rumour is it was his attempt to win the Swedish tourism account.
In that attire it seems he’ll bend over forwards for the business!
This is deeply disturbing … even more than the fact you love Toto … and whilst you might like to blame Facebook for showing you in all your ‘out-of-the-closet’ glory [which highlights how right my proposed proposition for Facebook would be] you only have yourself – and your depraved fashion sense – to blame.
Saying that I feel I should take some of the blame.
I should of seen the ‘high panting’ incident as a sign of what was to come, rather than simply regard it as an isolated moment of alarming judgement.
To his family and the people of Sweden I apologise.
Now is it just me or can anyone else hear a noise?
No, I don’t think it’s Fred trying to hide under his desk … oh I know what it is, it’s the sound of a million Vikings turning in their graves!