No, it’s not a joke, it’s the ‘Double O’ push up panties that are available for the bargain price of just US$62.
Sixty two bucks to have an ass that looks like it can kick start a Boeing 747 … what happened to just eating 3 trays of Krispy Kremes?
It can only be a matter of time before someone launches the ‘Ball Sack Balloon’ … a device that immediately makes you look like a real-life Buster Gonad.
Can you imagine being the R&D guy who came up with this?
The little blonde haired, blue eyed son looks up to his Father and with his angelic face asks …
“What did you do today Daddy?”
The man looks down, and with a tear in his eye simply replies,
“Prostitute myself”
… before slowly walking up the stairs to the bathroom, slitting his wrists and lying in a bath of warm water, waiting for death to wash over him whilst muttering how he didn’t spend 7 years studying at engineering college just to design a pair of push up pants.
Possibly.
[Thanks – I think – to Freddie for sending me this]