Yes Sarah-Jessica Parker – not only are you the winner of Maxim’s UNSEXIEST woman in the World – but you also are the inaugural winner of the Campbell ‘Making A Fucking Mountain Out Of A Molehill Award’.
Now I know hair colour can change how you feel – well, actually I don’t because I’m a bald bugger however countless women have told me it does – but to publically state an acting role became challenging because you moved from blonde to brunette it is simply outrageous.
Being a single parent and having to feed your kids would be challenging.
Learning to speak after a stroke would be challenging.
Getting divorced would be challenging.
Changing your fucking hair colour because your multi-million dollar paying Hollywood acting job called for it – isn’t.
Mind you what do you expect from a woman who through a hissy-fit because a gown SHE BORROWED had been worn before.
Get a fucking life Jessica-Parker – if they’re the only issues you have going on in your life, consider yourself lucky.
Then you do have to live with Matthew “I’m not famous anymore” Broderick.
Seriously, it is any wonder so many people think actors are full of their own self-importance when they make stupid statements like this.
Which is probably why so many people think adland is full of wankers because whilst they go on about their craft, creativity and intellectualism, the general public just see them as a bunch of over-paid kids who make 30 seconds of inconvenience whilst snorting coke off a strippers tits and living it large in Cannes.
[This is only half true. We make ads in other mediums as well 🙂]
So with all this in mind, I am urging any Hollywood and Adfolk who might read this blog [latest vieweship: zero] to follow this simple advice …
… though I do accept I probably need to follow it more than most, ha!