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The LG Secret Mobile Phone: For The Discerning Stalker, Sexual Psychopath &/Or Nympho Exhibitionist …

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In just 100 seconds, you get to see all that is wrong with adland, the LG brand and too many men.

No subtety, not seduction, no grace – just [s]ad porn for the sexually immature with the shittest, most cliched ‘twist’ since Benny Hill circa 1974.

To steal from Bill Hicks [who hated advertising people so this will just feed his contempt] could whoever did this, please go and kill themselves.

I’d rather stick razor sharp shards of glass up my arse than use – let alone buy – this phone.

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