Yes it’s the dirty, grumpy bastards birthday today – but because he still has some money left after paying off all his exes, he’s buggered off to the Bahamas with his wife.
Anyway, because he’s going to be out of internet contact for a few days, I thought it would be safe to show you the cake that’s being made for his special day …
NOTE: MUM [and those of a sensitive nature] PLEASE DON’T SCROLL DOWN!
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Classy eh?
Specially designed to include all the parts Andy looks for in a wife. Hahaha!
And yes, ‘she’ does have a pearl necklace. Ahem.
It’s not finished yet – the baker is demanding “obscenity money” – but I think he’ll love it when he gets back.
Wonder where he’ll start eating from first?
Actually lets not go there – just wish the rude sod a happy birthday so when he comes back he can pretend he’s as popular as he deludes himself he is each and every day.
Happy Birthday you ol’ perv …
Right enough of all this ‘cake porn’ nonsense, lets get back to adland nonsense.
[PS: When is the penis being added onto the cake? 🙂 ]