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Errrrm, Thanks But No Thanks …

The Pimpin' Penis 

I have just received this very nice email from settimo@psychedelic-drama.com

Make your dick sick and dangerous!   

Upgrade it with these magical  pills. http://www.yesipharm.com/

Apart from the fact that offering to make my dick ‘sick’ is not exactly the most motivating sales proposition … I’m also not that keen on having my nether regions classed as a dangerous weapon because knowing my luck George W will probably launch an immediate attack and I’ll end up bent over in pain with my eyes watering.

So to Settimo, I thank you for your very kind offer but if I may be so bold, I suggest you work on your sales pitch because at the moment, it’s not that convincing.

Thank you and I wish you a lovely Christmas.

[Another example of what happens when your business partner opens Pandora’s Porn box with his email address]

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