Live staff
As opposed to dead staff?
Live functions
As opposed to cardboard cut-out functions?
Live wine
Do they mean wine that hasn’t been corked?
Live because we are
What the …?
I know Melbourne has the largest Greek population outside of Greece, but based on Australia’s new immigration rules [that are completely not prejudice in any way, oh no] the owners of this cafe/bar wouldn’t even get to buy a postcard, let alone set up a business.
Age … Lauren … this place is in your home town, I demand you go and investigate what the hell is going on.