… then please kill me, kill me now – but only after you’ve slowly tortured the brainless fuckwits who both wrote and approved this steaming pile of turd.
[Sorry about the quality, I had to tape it off the television!]
When will marketers understand this sort of contrived, mindless pap doesn’t make their brand ‘aspirational’ … it makes them look like total try-hard-never-will-be’s.
As I wrote a while back, the brands that the truly rich and famous have/want, aren’t the sort that are freely available to the masses – infact their goal is to keep scruffy oiks like me, well away from them!
Fuck you Martell Cognac … fuck everyone in your company, agency and family … I wouldn’t drink your shit even if I had a broken bottle being pushed up against my jugular.
