So you’re a new Mum or Dad … and you love little Johnnie incredibly … but because you like driving a new BMW 5 series and living in a desirable location, you work all hours available and only really get to be a parent for 3 minutes on a Saturday [as you rush out to buy your soy mochacino!]
Of course you feel abit guilty about it, but hey … you’re building a solid and desirable foundation for the future so it’s all justifiable.
However despite showering lil’ Johnnie with gift upon gift … there’s that little nagging feeling in the back of your head that you could be a BAD PARENT???
Enter the latest desk fan from Asia with new ‘Baby Wind’ setting.
Suddenly you can feel like little Johnnie is in the room with you.
Suddenly you can feel like you are spending time with your child.
Suddenly you can feel like the best god-damn parent in the UNIVERSE.
Genius!
OK, so it’s not really a fan with a ‘guilty parent’ setting, it’s just another one of those classic ‘lost in translation’ examples – but I like it because it sounds like it has a built-in noxious fumes setting which you probably can only access by patting the fan on the back for a few minutes. Pointless post … but probably more enjoyable than the Cannes crap I’ve been writing about eh, haha!
Mind you, later today is ‘GORE DAY’ … so if that doesn’t inspire me to write a positive and interesting post about Cannes, then I may as well pack in this whole blogging lark, put on a cardy and wait to die.And no, that is not a promise, ha!
PS: No Mum, I won’t be wearing a suit to have dinner with him, but I promise I won’t let the family name down. Too much.