Yes brothers and sisters, we need to unite because our friend – the mighty sausage – is facing obliteration from that ‘thing’ known as American Bacon.
Yes … read it again … AMERICAN Bacon.
No, not Danish Bacon … nor English Bacon … but A M E R I C A N Bacon.
And you know what that means don’t you?
Yep … tasteless, fatty, plasticy rubbish – and their bacon is just as bad. [Boom Boom!]
First they kick out the Brits, next they flood the World with rubbish, then they invade the Middle East AND NOW THEY GO TRY AND CLAIM THE BACON!
We must put a stop to it or soon we’ll have AMERICAN Fish & Chips … AMERICAN Strawberries & Cream … AMERICAN Champagne …
In a matter of days the voting will commence and we need you … so please rise up, call out for your friends and as one unified group, get clicking!
We will fight them on the grills … we will fight them on the BBQ’s … we will fight them in the low-heat ovens … we will fight them in the Fast Food Shops … but we shall never, we shall NEVER EVER surrender.
A vote for SAUSAGE is a vote against wrongful invasion … a vote for SAUSAGE is for the sanctity of freedom, independence, humanity, innocence, peace and democracy. A vote for SAUSAGE is your duty.
[PS: Thanks for the piccie Billy – have you filled it in on your timesheet, ha!]