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Has My Blog Got Magical Powers?

So yesterday I wrote about how the signage at a Prudential office hadn’t been working for weeks … and when I got home last night, what did I find? 

Yep … they’d fixed it. 

Now given my blog seems to be able to cause the wrongs in this World to be sorted out, I thought I’d take this opportunity and detail a few other things that should also be ‘fixed’.

I haven’t got millions of dollars [US please] in the bank.

I don’t look good clothed, naked or in the dark.

I don’t own an iPhone.

My career as a Rock God [even as a hired Rock God] failed because of the Music Union and their pesky ‘rules’.

I don’t have stunning homes located all around the globe.

Angelina Jolie is not my lover. Or even my pen-pal.

Rob Mortimer isn’t working in an ad-agency yet – despite being cleverer than most of us put together [www.giverobajob.wordpress.com]

My Mum is getting old and my Dad isn’t around anymore.

That’ll do for a start …

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