I saw a single Banana in Starbucks today and he looked so lonely …
Was he missing his better looking [straighter?] mates or was he curling up to keep warm?
Don’t worry, he’s alright now. He’s in my tum!
Interestingly, if our yellow friend wasn’t on his own, I probably wouldn’t have wanted him.
Maybe greengrocers should only ever have one piece of fruit/veggie on display, because then they’ll appeal to the otherwise Fruit-Phobics.