So on Monday, this blog will start again.
I know … you hoped it would be gone forever, but in the 4 weeks I’ve been in LA, I’ve met prostitutes, gang members and police officers so I feel equipped to deal with all your shit.
And before you start sharpening the knives to stick in my back, please know I have shown you the greatest level of respect I’ve ever shown anyone in my life. You see last Monday it was my birthday and I could have started the blog then – but no – I chose to save you by holding myself back till this coming week.
Well, that and the fact I know none of you would have got me anything.
That said, it is my beloved best mate Paul’s birthday today [not to mention it was Jill’s yesterday] so I wish them both a spectacular day. You might have to deal with my shit but I love you both very, very much.
And with that gesture of love, I leave you to enjoy your weekend … even though I’ve ruined it with news of my resurrection. So to speak.