OK, I appreciate they probably have data on me that states I buy a lot of gadgets.
After all, I’ve bought robot balls, rabbits and dogs from them in my time.
And yes, as you can see – or should I say, as you can see if you squint really, really hard at the picture at the top of this post – I am looking at purchasing yet another piece of pointless tech-tat. However, as obsessed with shit as I am, I really don’t think offering me a £1 discount is going to tempt me to act on my instincts
A QUID.
A BLOODY QUID.
BASICALLY A 0.44% DISCOUNT.
I know after Brexit, £1 is now known as 50 pence, but this is ridiculous.
Hell, even a second hand one only saves me £26.91.
I’ve always admired how Amazon used their data and buying power to offer people more reasons to buy more things, but it appears – at least where I am concerned – they can’t be arsed, which [worryingly] probably says more about me than it does about them.