… imagine how it will be when you realise there are people out there that ‘urgently’ need to buy a 2.15 million euro car and tell the World via a Linkedin status update.
But it gets worse.
Because the person in desperate need of those uber-expensive wheels is a supercar dealer which means there’s someone out there who is willing to pay him even more than the 2.15 million euros he’s offering to buy the car.
And I thought I’d been impetuous and gratuitous buying a 15RMB croissant this morning.
BUT DON’T GET TOO DOWN
Yes, I know I’ve pushed you to the edge of despair.
Yes, I know you’re questioning what you’re doing with your life.
Yes, I know you’re close to giving it all up and waiting to die.
But I have salvation.
Because there will be no more blog posts till Thursday.
And if you think that’s good news, wait till I tell you why.
Because I’m going to a NIKE conference and I will have to join in the activities.
In other words, I will have to play sport.
Move my body in ways that don’t just involve stretching for a coffee.
And wear shoes, not Birkenstocks.
See, your Monday isn’t so bad after all.
Bastards.