Yes, it’s me … no wonder he has such a disappointed look on his face.
How are you?
All good?
Yes, I had a wonderful holiday thank you for asking.
Let’s be honest, even if you’re kidnapped by Somali pirates, you still enjoy holidays … though the the best news is I get another two within the next two months for Christmas/New Year and then the wonderful Chinese New Year.
Living the dream ladies and gentleman, I’m living the dream.
Given I have written quite a lot in this post already, the reality is I have nothing to say, so I thought I’d go back in time and see what I had written on this day in previous years and guess what I found … I had to go all the way back to 2009 to find a post written on the 9th December.
I know, that’s amazingly big news isn’t it.
Ahem.
Anyway, for those who are interested [read: no one] it was about George Clooney and a whole host of other Hollywood stars who had sold their credibility to Japanese ad agencies in the misguided belief their ‘work’ would never be seen outside of that country.
Personally, I think the Western World should be thankful for their financial greediness, because otherwise, when else would we get to see Scarlett Johansson give a pseudo blow job in the guise of drinking an iced coffee brand.
[I bet you’ve all clicked on that link, haven’t you? Pervs]
Anyway, as I said, I’m temporarily back and I promise you tomorrow’s post will be better than this one.
Though I am in advertising and work as a planner, so you shouldn’t trust a word I say.